If I may;
My warmest welcome to you, and thank you for taking your time to stroll around my blog. My name is Effie, but I accept Ef and all related puns.
You might have heard of me as The Girl Who Quit College to Follow Her Dreams, also known (to me) as The Scandal That Was Neither New Nor News. However, if you're wondering how it's been since I dropped out: things have simultaneously never been worse and better. You can catch me doing awkward stand-up comedy at the coolest (sketchiest) bars near (some of) you, at the day-job that makes my mother cry, and translating- or, as we like to call it in the translating industry, turning water in wine (that's a lie, I've never heard anyone call it that).
In other words? I'm doing alright.
